From Independent Traveler newsletter dated
January 19, 2012
What are the symptoms of addiction? Besides hoarding travel shampoo, packing a suitcase to go grocery shopping and dealing with "the shakes" when you're grounded for too long, we wanted to know what qualifies you as a travel addict. So we put out a call to our loyal readers to come up with common signs that someone may need to stage an intervention on your behalf. Here's how they filled in the following blank:
"You know you're addicted to travel when ___."
1. "... you have more miles in the air than you have on all your vehicles combined!" -- Janet K.
Helloooo, upgrades!
2. "... the projected period of your next big trip is slated to be longer than the amount of time you anticipate being retired." -- Mike
Holy cow! How long is his trip?
3. "... you sleep with your passport." -- @kasiainparis on Twitter
Does it have its own pillow?
4. "... you live out of your suitcase even when 'home.'" -- Judi E.
Closets are overrated ... and who needs hangers, anyway?
5. "... you can and have given tourists directions in London, Paris, Tokyo -- or any other places you don't live in." -- Bruce
Bonus points if you can do it in the official language.
6. "... you're planning one trip while on another!" -- @missyfarrenPR on Twitter
Overachiever.
7. "... you already know the airport codes for airports you've not yet visited." -- Jo Ann Slate
It helps to make flashcards.
10 Simple Tips for a Smoother Trip8. "... you can pick up your luggage and guess, within a few ounces, the weight." -- Barbara Calder
Great news! She just saved a lot of money on her baggage fees.
9. "... you start collecting small, clear plastic bags for check-in." -- @MonicaSarkar on Twitter
Next week, on "Hoarders"...
10. "... you sit down at your desk and reach for the seatbelt." -- Alan G.
Imagine his confusion if he actually found it.
11. "... waking up at home feels strange." -- Jeff
Only if you went to sleep elsewhere.
12. "... your cubicle at work is covered in postcards." -- @DanielleRauch on TwitterBecause a little coworker jealousy never hurt anyone.
13. "... you think about getting a small airplane tattoo for your ankle." -- Diane
But did she go through with it?
14. "... you always have at least two bags at home: one in 'unpack' mode and one in 'packed and ready to go' mode." -- Bruce
Let's just hope he never accidentally grabs the wrong one.
15. "... you know which customs agents to avoid!" -- @MayDayTravel on Twitter
One too many Cuban cigars, eh?
16. "... the only reason you work is so you can afford to upgrade your next trip." -- Marvin
And cash in your "sick" time so you can actually go on it.
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